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:icongeistjager: tagged me recently. I know I've promised before that I wouldn't respond to further taggings, but he's a swell guy and I couldn't say no. But no more! This time I mean it! No, really!

1.) If you had the chance to travel back in time, and deliver one piece of advice to one historical figure, who would it be? And what would your advice be?

Too many choices, so I tend to default to recent presidents, all of whom could have used some good advice:

Nixon: Don't be a crook.

Ford: Don't pardon that crook.

Reagan: Don't sell weapons to our enemies.

Bush the Elder: Don't make promises you know you can't keep.

Clinton: Leave the interns alone.

Bush the Lesser: Listen to the terrorism experts from the previous administration. Don't let anyone choose himself to be your running mate. Find better people to staff your cabinet. Stop smirking. Don't start unnecessary wars. Don't declare victory before the war(s) you start are over. You know what? Do everyone a favor and just don't run for office.

Obama: Stop trying to compromise with people who have no desire to work with you. (Or to do any work at all.) And stop using drones, it isn't helping.

2.) What inspired the creation of your favourite OC? Or, if your work is fan-based, what inspired you to choose your favourite fan-character?

As of this writing, my favorite OC is Penelope Pembroke. But I have no idea where the inspiration for her came from. I just wanted to write a fun story about an inept gentleman burglar and the undercover policewoman to whom he reveals his incompetence. She's well-spoken and refined, but wickedly kinky at the same time. So I suppose her inspiration was mostly wishful thinking!

3.) If you had to face a post-apocalyptic future with just one other person for company, who would it be, and why?

Whoever has the impregnable fortress with the most reading material and food.

4.) Is there any animal in the world that terrifies you, and why?

'Terrify' is a strong word. But when the wasps get inside your house, it's as good a word as any.

5.) My favourite saying is "Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken." What is your favourite saying, and why?

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

6.) What is your favourite outfit for knocking the guys/girls dead?

Nothing I've worn has ever managed to accomplish that, but it's safe to say that if I ever adopted the 'clothing-optional' stance, the body count would be truly horrific.

7.) Since most of the DA folk I know on here are into the DiD scene... when it comes to the capture, do you prefer the softly-softly approach, or does it have to be sudden and brutal?

My preferred capture technique is to surprise the damsel with a chloroform-treated delivery device (cotton pad, dustmask, etc.) and apply it firmly but gently. Interestingly enough, there are those who consider that approach 'softly-softly' and those who find it 'brutal.' So I leave it to others to make that determination.

8.) If you could surround yourself entirely with one of the four elements (air, earth, water, fire), and live happily in it, which would it be, and why?

Actually, my preference would be the ability to survive in hard vacuum, so I could travel the spaceways and see what's out there without the need for ships or suits. Crazy, I know.

9.) Are the undead overrated?

The saturation of mainstream media with vampires and zombies has made them overused and tiresome. When the CDC issues guidelines for surviving a zombie apocalypse, you know it's time to stop.

10.) Who would you like to see portray your favourite OC or existing character, if you got to produce your own film or tv show?

If Scarlett Johanson can manage a convincing upper-class British accent, is willing to go brunette, and can fulfill the character's preferred lifestyle, she can be Penelope Pembroke any damn time she wants, whether the cameras are rolling or not! ;P


As I'm no longer accepting tags, I'm also not tagging anyone else. You're welcome! :wave:



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Fan of the Bat, writer of chloroform/knockout stories, and all-around swell guy.

Current Residence: Low Earth orbit (ground level).
Favourite genre of music: Any non-opera category.
Operating System: PC Windows XP.
MP3 player of choice: iPod.
Shell of choice: Snails do okay... I'll say snail shell.
Wallpaper of choice: Whatever sticks to the wall.
Skin of choice: This flesh-colored stuff I'm wearing.
Favourite cartoon character: Everyone on Adventure Time & Bravest Warriors... and Sterling Archer.
Personal Quote: The current regime will continue to produce chloroform stories until morale improves. (Muse permitting.)


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You're quite welcome! Thank you for posting an image of the gorgeous Whitney Prescott! :iconadorableplz:
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